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Sometimes I'm funny


amount of plotlines/plot devices i have: 9898678
amount of stories i've completed: 0

i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities 

godtierar:

OK BUT NICKI MINAJ IN THE BACKGROUND

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

thatfunnyblog:

 

This is how my dashboard was earlier

youko-mj:

The best test ever.


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